Great photo of Gerry Adams and Prince Charles about to shake hands by Brian Lawless of PA.
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Charles: Who’s the bearded fellow in a suit that doesn’t fit him?
Gerry: Fuck, yer man’s tiny…
Gerry: I didn’t wash my hands after going to the toilet.
Charles: Hope I can still squeeze out a silent fart.
Simualtaneously: “Thank you, Sean O’Callaghan.”
Adams : “I’m dreading this”
Charles: ” Where am I ?”
Charles: ‘Are you one of those Fenian chappies?
Gerry: ‘Say that again and I’ll sue ya for libel.’
Gerry: “Right lads get ready…..ATTENTION!”
Royal Aide: “Yes it is rather amusing Prince Charles but asking him does he know Two Little Boys might have damaging consequences for the Peace Process.”
Gerry: “Ma’am as in ham… Fuck thats the Queen…. Prince as in mince!”
Charles: “I’ve never denied being Colonel-in-Chief of the Parachute regiment.
Gerry: “I’ll blame Our Liam….. That’s it. I’ll say Liam was OC of the IRA and I’ve always supported the England football team, 50 years next year….who’d forget that year?”
Charles: I spy with my little eye something beginning with spout.
Adams: Sorry about yer uncle but I was in jail when that happened
One lump or two in your tea, Mr Adams Sir?
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