In the vomit-inducing, hypocrisy stakes of 2011 there has been little to rival the sight of American journalists feeding like starved hyenas off the State Department cables made available by Wikileaks only to retreat to their word processors muttering curses against “that awful man” Julian Assange. This beautifully entertaining takeoff of the MasterCard ad, via Ralph Nader’s 2000 presidential election masterpiece, is dedicated to the Bill Keller’s and John Burns of this world and all those who think and behave like them.